I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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