She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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