I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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