ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i already hear my dad disowning me
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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