Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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