My brain says no but my pants say off.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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