Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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