I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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