just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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