brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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