I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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