Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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