So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
