My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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