I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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