I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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