does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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