Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.