You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
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what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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