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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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