Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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