question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have post one night stand depression
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