I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She announced her abortion via fbk
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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