Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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