sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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