Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
