so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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