He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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