I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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