i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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