Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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