Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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