I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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