I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think I died a long time ago.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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