her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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