is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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