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(785): View more from Kansas

Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.

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(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.

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(816): View more from Missouri

And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

oh my god i'm in a crawl space

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(419): View more from Ohio

She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.

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(850): View more from Florida

i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time

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