Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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