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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them

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• (415): View more from California

  did we hook up?

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  no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

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• (754): View more from Florida

  You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers

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• (845): View more from New York

  Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'

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• (585): View more from New York

  Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening

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• (806): View more from Texas

  And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.

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