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Dude that chick in the corner just threw up

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(215): Dude that chick in the corner just threw up (201): Hot http://tfl.nu/kiil

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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.

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(908): You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid. http://tfl.nu/9kqb

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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle

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(330): oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle http://tfl.nu/fluw

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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.

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(908): did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp. http://tfl.nu/a6do

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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(407): Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ? http://tfl.nu/brtl

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(416): View more from Toronto

You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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(416): You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill.. http://tfl.nu/sqyp

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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.

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(503): When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning. http://tfl.nu/i94f

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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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(973): i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun. http://tfl.nu/edf8

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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!

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(512): Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?! http://tfl.nu/k4mm

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I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka

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(+49): I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka http://tfl.nu/jrp7

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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL

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Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!

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(714): BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL (1-714): Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky! http://tfl.nu/0qet

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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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(512): Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate. http://tfl.nu/mywp

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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.

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(+44): She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn. http://tfl.nu/qwtm

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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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(651): My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means (651): ITS ORAL SEX CAROL http://tfl.nu/ccj7

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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing

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(425): Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing http://tfl.nu/hqjw

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