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(562): View more from California

glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore

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(562): glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore http://tfl.nu/a739

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(808): View more from Hawaii

how do you spell 'special'? like slow?

(210): View more from Texas

S P E L L C H E C K

(808): View more from Hawaii

No you dumbass thats not right

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(808): how do you spell 'special'? like slow? (210): S P E L L C H E C K (808): No you dumbass thats not right http://tfl.nu/z6b5

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(917): View more from New York City

I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.

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Huh?

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I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.

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(917): I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college. (518): Huh? (917): I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school. http://tfl.nu/00x0

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...

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dibs.

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(203): the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces... (603): dibs. http://tfl.nu/d3kw

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(702): View more from Nevada

shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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(702): shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant? http://tfl.nu/i5gg

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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(781): Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have. http://tfl.nu/ze45

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.

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(978): You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober. http://tfl.nu/95jv

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.

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(724): noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success. http://tfl.nu/klpq

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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(860): i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum http://tfl.nu/egi2

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.

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(902): It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped. http://tfl.nu/3q2q

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(651): View more from Minnesota

This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.

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Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.

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(651): This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease. (507): Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits. http://tfl.nu/blof

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(617): I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed! http://tfl.nu/vwkc

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either

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(908): Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either http://tfl.nu/pvlp

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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.

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(775): I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot. http://tfl.nu/46g7

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(703): View more from Virginia

There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.

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(703): There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits. http://tfl.nu/9vrk

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