she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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