Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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