We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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