Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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