; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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