What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard