PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.