Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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