just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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