We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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