Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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