And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So squirting runs in the family.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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