Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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