Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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