I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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