i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
