Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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