Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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