I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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