If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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