Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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