I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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